It's 9 am and this has been my day, so far:
5:09 - Wake up, realize it's 5 am and say "Oh, heck no!" and go back to sleep.
6:40 - Wake up, realize I've overslept and say "Oh, heck no!" and jump up.
7:00 - Put phone on the counter while I make lunches
7:30 - Driving to work, realize I forgot my phone, Andree says "it was on the counter" and I say..."but I think it's in the laundry room...or on our bed...hmm I usually put it on the counter..." I CAN live without my phone, it was just that usually Andree calls me at lunchtime everyday. Now, we have to wait ALL DAY! ;)
7:40 - Drop Andree off and he is *fake sad* because he can't call me at lunch time - we laugh.
7:58 - Get to work, realize I forgot my pass and am locked out.
8:03 - Notice my pass is on my desk that I can't get to. Glare at it like this: -_-
8:05 - My coworker saves the day and lets me in (for the 3rd time in 2 weeks...)
8:55 - Decide to message my friend to tell her the "I forgot my phone" story, and as I'm typing it I realize I am messaging her ON MY PHONE!!!
8:55-8:57 - Try desperately to remember where it came from...I must have put it in my coat, but I still can't remember...
8:58 - Stand up and absently adjust my shirt around my waist, realize my zipper was ALL the way down.
Oh well, on the bright side, soon I'll forget this even happened!
